Dear Hopefully Non-Virgin,
We won! We actually won! After all these years not only did you ask a boy out, not only did he say yet, but you actually properly love him! It’s like a flip just switched in my brain I’ve never felt all these things before. Just cuddling with him can be painful sometimes cause I just want to completely rip his clothes off, and god he’s such a tease we’ve come sooo close to actually having *** but we haven’t managed to go all the way yet despite our best efforts. I’m thinking of buying some toys like handcuffs and such. Chris may have a massive ******* forehead, nose, and he’s too **** tall but dammit he’s mine and I love him. He’s perfectly sized to totally crush me which is surprisingly pleasurable, and I bought some 17cm platforms (18 with insoles) for if I do want to reach him. Plus now I can actually reach the top shelf in cupboards and the bathroom mirror it’s incredible honestly.
At first my feelings weren’t super strong, but strong enough that I wrote him a letter. The first draft was done at night and it was very much just my stream of consciousness, very messy. The second draft was much more put together and less depressing as well. I printed both out though since I figured Chris would probably ask to see the original, which he did. So I left the letter in his bedroom, folded up into a crane, on the morning of 24th but by the night of the 25th he still hadn’t mentioned it. I asked him if he had seen it at about 2am on the 26th, the ******* said he hasn’t read it yet since he wanted to see how long it would take me to mention it. After that he went upstairs (most agonising 10 minutes of my life), I went to go spy on him but as I opened the living room door he was just about to walk in so I slowly closed the door and went back to the sofa. When he came in I couldn’t even look at him I was so embarrassed, but he said even before he met me he was already interested in me and that he wanted to give us a go. Then he sat next to me and we cuddled a bit before he went to bed. I was soooo happy but also super scared that I’d permanently ruined our friendship. What if I wasn’t actually in love and I didn’t want this? The cuddling felt so awkward I didn’t know what to do. Luckily I didn’t have to do anything, with every passing day I got more used to stuff and started doing it all back to him. First he cuddles me, then I cuddle him back, first he kisses me on the cheek, then I kiss him on the cheek, etc etc. He really does like to kiss me.
I was also scared that he’d fall out of love with me and just leave, like he supposedly did with Murtaza. He didn’t give any other reason so I didn’t know how I could avoid that from happening. Well turns out Chris has only actually had *** once even though I thought he was like some *** god with at least like 3 separate partners at this point getting it on regularly, and he was never able to have *** with Murtaza for one reason or another. So yeah I think that probably didn’t help things. But now I know how I can avoid that!
Since me and Chris made pancakes and gulički on the 25th, we invited Alex and Cliff over on the 26th so I got to tell them about us. I was complaining about La La Land and Alex said it was because I hate romance, so I asked him how many of us in the room were currently dating someone. He shook my hand to congratulate me.
On the 28th it was Chris’ birthday which was awesome. I tried to get Umair and Yoshi to guess but they were so useless. Umair eventually got it and he was super excited for me, Yoshi had to read the text Umair sent to me about it, said he never would’ve guessed. He was sarcastically annoyed. Chris just ended up telling his friends. It was a great day, karaoke was super fun! Chris also asked to see my original draft of the letter for his birthday, so I left it in his room again and he said it felt more authentic and much more like me. But it’s so ****** I’m not sure I really want that to be what I sound like…
Then finally when uni started we got to tell Dan, but he noticed immediately cause he’s just smart like that. He was happy for us and Erica was SUPER happy for us, said she knew ages ago that we’d get together eventually. We’ll be going for a double date next weekend over in Cambridge which is super exciting!
I’m planning on meeting Josie this week hopefully, I’ve bought some baby clothes plus some snacks and I’ll get some champagne for Rob. Really I just want to tell her about me and Chris before Valentine’s Day in case she sees it on my stories or something. I’m super excited!
Also I had the Kikuo concert on the Sunday which was awesome, I actually managed to finish the jacket in time and it looked really good, and when I wore it to uni Dan was really impressed. Also Kikuo played all of my favourite songs and I had a really good view from the accessibility area so all my videos are really good. Naturally I recorded on my 3DS as well as phone.
I saw Yoshi the other day, we went around his place and played jackbox games it was hilarious! My favourite was definitely the presentation game, I think I ****** it with some of mine like “why Greg is trying to **** you”, and the others had such gold ones like “why I am obsessed with race wars”. We also had dominoes which was really good, just a bit unfortunate that after eating and drinking (mainly orange juice but also a bottle of cider) we had to sprint to the train. We did not make it since it left early, and I threw everything up on the footpath. Also Alex was a total ******* **** to the ticket collector on the way there even though she was just doing her job, yelling at her, answering all her questions with “f*ck you”, grabbing her clipboard out of her hands. It was honestly embarrassing. Me and Chris tried to calm the situation down but that doesn’t really change the way he acted. Just another thing to add to the list of examples on why Alex is a ****** person, it’s not like I didn’t already know, he’s still good for a fun time though, just not for a hard time. Imagine throwing such a tantrum to a lady doing her job after you’ve been buying discounted tickets a year after your railcard expired, he still probably ended up saving money!
Uni wise all my modules seem okay so far, data science is abysmally boring but that’s it. As for last semester, I got super lucky with my Bayesian exam that 2 of the questions were identical to the past paper which I had written the solutions for on my MASS sheet so that was perfect given I didn’t understand a single part of it. Meanwhile ecology went so horribly that even Dan doesn’t think he did very well and everyone complained. They’ll probably have to inflate the grades which works for me! Also my EC for financial got accepted which was awesome.
My Sonic and Shadow phone charms arrived and I absolutely love them, totally worth the wait plus I got a free sticker which is awesome. I also got a Black Arms phone charm for free from another Etsy store which was so based of them. I have so much Shadow merch I have nowhere to put them though, I’m working on 3D printing something I can attach to the door to put them on though. I haven’t played a Sonic game in a couple weeks though, Sonic 06 just ****** my interest, I’ll start back up eventually though. It’s not like I have the time right now anyway most of my day revolves around Chris which I’m certainly not complaining about but still, takes up a lot of time.
So yeah I’ve had a pretty busy month, honestly I’m sure I could write more just about Chris but I think I wrote enough.
Best regards,
Arlo “Lover Boy” Linnard
We won! We actually won! After all these years not only did you ask a boy out, not only did he say yet, but you actually properly love him! It’s like a flip just switched in my brain I’ve never felt all these things before. Just cuddling with him can be painful sometimes cause I just want to completely rip his clothes off, and god he’s such a tease we’ve come sooo close to actually having *** but we haven’t managed to go all the way yet despite our best efforts. I’m thinking of buying some toys like handcuffs and such. Chris may have a massive ******* forehead, nose, and he’s too **** tall but dammit he’s mine and I love him. He’s perfectly sized to totally crush me which is surprisingly pleasurable, and I bought some 17cm platforms (18 with insoles) for if I do want to reach him. Plus now I can actually reach the top shelf in cupboards and the bathroom mirror it’s incredible honestly.
At first my feelings weren’t super strong, but strong enough that I wrote him a letter. The first draft was done at night and it was very much just my stream of consciousness, very messy. The second draft was much more put together and less depressing as well. I printed both out though since I figured Chris would probably ask to see the original, which he did. So I left the letter in his bedroom, folded up into a crane, on the morning of 24th but by the night of the 25th he still hadn’t mentioned it. I asked him if he had seen it at about 2am on the 26th, the ******* said he hasn’t read it yet since he wanted to see how long it would take me to mention it. After that he went upstairs (most agonising 10 minutes of my life), I went to go spy on him but as I opened the living room door he was just about to walk in so I slowly closed the door and went back to the sofa. When he came in I couldn’t even look at him I was so embarrassed, but he said even before he met me he was already interested in me and that he wanted to give us a go. Then he sat next to me and we cuddled a bit before he went to bed. I was soooo happy but also super scared that I’d permanently ruined our friendship. What if I wasn’t actually in love and I didn’t want this? The cuddling felt so awkward I didn’t know what to do. Luckily I didn’t have to do anything, with every passing day I got more used to stuff and started doing it all back to him. First he cuddles me, then I cuddle him back, first he kisses me on the cheek, then I kiss him on the cheek, etc etc. He really does like to kiss me.
I was also scared that he’d fall out of love with me and just leave, like he supposedly did with Murtaza. He didn’t give any other reason so I didn’t know how I could avoid that from happening. Well turns out Chris has only actually had *** once even though I thought he was like some *** god with at least like 3 separate partners at this point getting it on regularly, and he was never able to have *** with Murtaza for one reason or another. So yeah I think that probably didn’t help things. But now I know how I can avoid that!
Since me and Chris made pancakes and gulički on the 25th, we invited Alex and Cliff over on the 26th so I got to tell them about us. I was complaining about La La Land and Alex said it was because I hate romance, so I asked him how many of us in the room were currently dating someone. He shook my hand to congratulate me.
On the 28th it was Chris’ birthday which was awesome. I tried to get Umair and Yoshi to guess but they were so useless. Umair eventually got it and he was super excited for me, Yoshi had to read the text Umair sent to me about it, said he never would’ve guessed. He was sarcastically annoyed. Chris just ended up telling his friends. It was a great day, karaoke was super fun! Chris also asked to see my original draft of the letter for his birthday, so I left it in his room again and he said it felt more authentic and much more like me. But it’s so ****** I’m not sure I really want that to be what I sound like…
Then finally when uni started we got to tell Dan, but he noticed immediately cause he’s just smart like that. He was happy for us and Erica was SUPER happy for us, said she knew ages ago that we’d get together eventually. We’ll be going for a double date next weekend over in Cambridge which is super exciting!
I’m planning on meeting Josie this week hopefully, I’ve bought some baby clothes plus some snacks and I’ll get some champagne for Rob. Really I just want to tell her about me and Chris before Valentine’s Day in case she sees it on my stories or something. I’m super excited!
Also I had the Kikuo concert on the Sunday which was awesome, I actually managed to finish the jacket in time and it looked really good, and when I wore it to uni Dan was really impressed. Also Kikuo played all of my favourite songs and I had a really good view from the accessibility area so all my videos are really good. Naturally I recorded on my 3DS as well as phone.
I saw Yoshi the other day, we went around his place and played jackbox games it was hilarious! My favourite was definitely the presentation game, I think I ****** it with some of mine like “why Greg is trying to **** you”, and the others had such gold ones like “why I am obsessed with race wars”. We also had dominoes which was really good, just a bit unfortunate that after eating and drinking (mainly orange juice but also a bottle of cider) we had to sprint to the train. We did not make it since it left early, and I threw everything up on the footpath. Also Alex was a total ******* **** to the ticket collector on the way there even though she was just doing her job, yelling at her, answering all her questions with “f*ck you”, grabbing her clipboard out of her hands. It was honestly embarrassing. Me and Chris tried to calm the situation down but that doesn’t really change the way he acted. Just another thing to add to the list of examples on why Alex is a ****** person, it’s not like I didn’t already know, he’s still good for a fun time though, just not for a hard time. Imagine throwing such a tantrum to a lady doing her job after you’ve been buying discounted tickets a year after your railcard expired, he still probably ended up saving money!
Uni wise all my modules seem okay so far, data science is abysmally boring but that’s it. As for last semester, I got super lucky with my Bayesian exam that 2 of the questions were identical to the past paper which I had written the solutions for on my MASS sheet so that was perfect given I didn’t understand a single part of it. Meanwhile ecology went so horribly that even Dan doesn’t think he did very well and everyone complained. They’ll probably have to inflate the grades which works for me! Also my EC for financial got accepted which was awesome.
My Sonic and Shadow phone charms arrived and I absolutely love them, totally worth the wait plus I got a free sticker which is awesome. I also got a Black Arms phone charm for free from another Etsy store which was so based of them. I have so much Shadow merch I have nowhere to put them though, I’m working on 3D printing something I can attach to the door to put them on though. I haven’t played a Sonic game in a couple weeks though, Sonic 06 just ****** my interest, I’ll start back up eventually though. It’s not like I have the time right now anyway most of my day revolves around Chris which I’m certainly not complaining about but still, takes up a lot of time.
So yeah I’ve had a pretty busy month, honestly I’m sure I could write more just about Chris but I think I wrote enough.
Best regards,
Arlo “Lover Boy” Linnard
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