A letter from Aug 08, 2023

Dear Free Man, So resits are over, congrats! I really hope it went well, at least well enough. You won't know your results but you'll at least have no revision which is awesome! And of course I hope the job's going well. Have you been enjoying your 4 days off, gone to Brighton yet? How was Barbenheimer? Have you reached out to Farnborough about working there a couple days a week? Would be nice but also I like being lazy, so up to you. Today I shaved my beard for the first time! I got the same razor as Yoshi and it works well besides the issue of cord length, I might try to find out if they sell a cable that goes into the special bathroom outlet things instead, would be much easier. Honestly I didn't realise I had so much hair, particularly on the cusp of becoming a neckbeard, glad I shaved that part, but honestly it looks no different and no one's noticed so yeah, bit pointless but I had to do it eventually. Again, no clue on voice, I'm too lazy to do the recordings, so eh, eventually. It's obviously not finished dropping cause it's still early days so I'm not pressed that it doesn't sound great in videos I recorded of my holiday with Yoshi. Nothing new on the **** either, again I'm too lazy. I have been looking into meta and phallo though and while it is obviously ages away, I do like my options, they look great. In your last email you said Yoshi was worse than ever, but during and after our holiday he seems better than ever. He was very tired today and slept 13 hours, but besides that he's been doing great. He finally dealt with all the rotten food in his room, and when I went round I organised his room and desk cause you couldn't even walk around, so that's good now. Sharing a bed with him on holiday was such an incredible feeling, it felt great being close to someone emotionally, and we're definitely doing more holidays so hopefully we get to share a bed again sometimes, plus we'd like to move in together next year which would be awesome. I truly loved his company, just the simple routine of eating food together while we watch something and all that was just so comforting. Alex said yesterday that he bets Yoshi will be the one to get me to have ***, but given neither of us are *** ******** I find it unlikely. I mean I have thought about it but more in a "well I guess if I adverted my eyes I could probably manage if he wanted to", and he ain't *** so it ain't happening. If I took it more seriously maybe I'd be mad at Alex, I mean it's no different from saying some man would be able to turn a lesbian straight, but I don't really care. It's just funny. Either way, hope everything's going well with you as far as resits, job and Yoshi are concerned. Enjoy your holiday in Lanzarote and hear from you in a month! Best regards, Arlo "Newly Employed" Linnard